Rap God by Eminem

HALLOOO!
Kembali lagi dengan saya.
Kali ini saya akan memberi tau kalian kalau Eminem itu pernah mendapatkan award yang keren banget. Tau Eminem kan? Itu tuh rapper yang keren banget.
Dia menang award di kategori dengan lirik lagunya yang banyak namun bisa menyelesaikannya dengan singkat. Mau tau gak berapa kata? 1500-an lebih diselesaikan dalam waktu 6 menit 10 detik.

Berikut adalah lirik lagunya :

[Intro:]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
(Six minutes, six minutes)
Something's wrong, I can feel it
(Six minutes, six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got
Like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble
Big trouble. And if he is as bananas as you say
I'm not taking any chances
You were just what the doctor ordered

[Chorus:]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rap-bot

[Verse 1:]
But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinski feeling on his nutsack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables, skill-a-holic (Kill 'em all with)
This flippity, dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissing match
With this rappity-rap
Packing a mack in the back of the Ac
backpack rap, crap, yap-yap, yackety-yack
and at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow? All I do is drop "F" bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period
Here's a Maxi-Pad
It's actually disastrously bad
For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece yeah

[Chorus:]
'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard

[Verse 2:]
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap
Immortality like I have got
Well, to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
and did nothing but shoot for the moon since (PPEEYOOM)
MC's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
Now I lead a New School full of students
Me? Me, I'm a product of Rakim
Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac, N-W-A., Cube, hey, Doc, Ren
Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up
Blow up and being in a position
To meet Run-D.M.C. and induct them
Into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame even though I walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and
Tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
Little gay looking boy
So gay I can barely say it with a 'straight' face looking boy
You're witnessing a mass-occur like you're watching a church gathering
And take place looking boy
Oy vey, that boy's gay
That's all they say looking boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a "way to go" from your label every day looking boy
Hey, looking boy, what d'you say looking boy?
I get a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
I'mma work for everything I have
Never asked nobody for shit
Git out my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
of keeping up with the same pace looking boy, 'cause

[Chorus:]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard

[Verse 3:]
So you'll be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent, I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloading
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead
But I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
But I got your mom deep throating
I'm out my Ramen Noodle
We have nothing in common, poodle
I'm a Doberman, pinch yourself
In the arm and pay homage, pupil
It's me
My honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize
What I do though for good
At least once in a while so I wanna make sure
Somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
Enough rhymes to
Maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchlines
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
So I crunch rhymes
But sometimes when you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come trying to
Censor you like that one line I said
On "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
One when I tried to say I'll take seven kids from Columbine
Put 'em all in a line
Add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from two thousand four though
And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel
With fucking cornrows
You write normal, fuck being normal
And I just bought a new ray gun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya
Like when Fabulous made Ray J mad
'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag
At Mayweather's pad singin' to a man
While he play piano
Man, oh man, that was the 24/7 special
On the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to radio station the very next day
"Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
Uh, summa lumma dooma lumma you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber, so that anything you say is
Ricochet in off a me and it'll glue to you
And I'm devastating more than ever demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music
You make elevator music
"Oh, he's too mainstream."
Well, that's what they do
When they get jealous, they confuse it
"It's not hip hop, it's pop."
'Cause I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock, shock rap with Doc
Throw on "Lose Yourself" and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm ripping any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains, I'm inadvertently hurtin' you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice,
your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
Unghh, school flunky, pill junky
But look at the accolades these skills brung me
Full of myself, but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
When I'm a million leagues above you
Ill when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue-and-cheek, fuck you
I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumping Heavy D and the Boys
"Still chunky, but funky"
But in my head there's something
I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and
Here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I had
Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But fuck it
Life's handing you lemons
Make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
Don't mistake him for Satan
It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
And take a vacation to trip a broad
And make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard, be a king?
Think not
Why be a king when you can be a God?

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Cant Blame A Girl For Trying - Sabrina Carpenter

Here I am again, the same old situation
Why does the guy thing have to be so complicated?
I should've played it cool, instead I made a fool
Oh, the things I do

'Cause I'm young and I'm dumb
I do stupid things when it comes to love
And even if I always end up crying
Well, you can't blame a girl for trying

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
No, you can't blame a girl for trying
Oh-oh-oh-oh

I should've shut my mouth, I could've kept it quiet
I might have freaked him out 'cause I was so excited
But I just couldn't wait, I took a leap of faith
Oh, the things I say

'Cause I'm young and I'm dumb
I do stupid things when it comes to love
And even if I always end up crying
Well, you can't blame a girl for trying

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
No, you can't blame a girl for trying
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
No

And I think sometimes I tend to be my own worst enemy
And maybe someday I'm gonna catch a shooting star falling out of the blue
Doin' what I do

And just as I'm giving up, my heart is palpitating
Here comes another one and it's so intoxicating
And being where I've been I know that in the end
I'll do it all again

'Cause I'm young and I'm dumb
I do stupid things when it comes to love
And even if I always end up crying
Well, love will find me, there ain't no denying
But, you can't blame a girl for trying

Oh, oh
Oh, oh
No, you can't blame a girl for trying
Mmmmmm
Oh

Kacau - Puisi 3

Kau datang lagi

Mengingatkanku kembali

Membawa semua memori

Yang sudah aku tepi

Kau datang tanpa merasa bersalah

Tanpa berpikir aku sudah resah

Beribu cara telah aku lakukan

Dengan mudahnya kau mengacaukan

Katakanlah padaku

Bagaimana cara melupakanmu

Jangan buat diriku sesak kembali

Mengingat semua kenangan ini

I Like Chopin - Gazebo

Remember that piano
So delightful unusual
That classic sensation
Sentimental confusion

Used to say
I like Chopin
Love me now and again

Chorus:
Rainy days never say goodbye
To desire when we are together
Rainy days growing in your eyes
Tell me where's my way

Imagine your face
In a sunshine reflection
A vision of blue skies
Forever distractions

Used to say
I like Chopin
Love me now and again

Repeat Chorus

Tanyakan Pada Rumput Yang Bergoyang - CERPEN

 Fania tersenyum malu-malu karena ledekan teman-temannya saat Faris melewati kelas nya. Berbeda dengan Fania yang sedang tersenyum malu-malu, Faris justru hanya menanggapi dengan wajah datar nya. Seakan-akan disekelilingnya itu benar-benar kosong, tak ada orang.

            Fania memasuki kelas nya, duduk di kursi nya. Ia mengutuki dirinya di dalam hati sedari tadi akibat kegagalannya dalam melupakan Faris. Film-film masa lalu itu pun kembali berputar di pikiran nya. Fania kesal. Kenapa saat ia merindukan Faris, lelaki itu tak pernah muncul? Tapi di saat ia ingin melupakan, lelaki itu malah menampakkan dirinya. Seolah-olah hal itu sedang mempermainkan dirinya, dan perasaan nya tentunya.

-oO0Oo-

            Faris tampak serius menjawab soal-soal IPA nya. Hingga akhirnya dia menolehkan kepalanya. Dannis kini telah duduk di kursi sebelah kiri nya yang kosong.

            “Rajin amat lu.” Ledek Dannis.

            “Iye dong, gue.” Ucap Faris sambil sok membanggakan dirinya.

            “Halah.”

            Faris hanyaterkekeh.

            “Ris.”

            “Hem?” Jawab Faris yang masih terus menulis jawaban soal-soal nya.

            “Menurut lu, Fania bener-bener suka gak sama lu?” Tanya Dannis.

            Faris mengedikkan bahu nya, “Mana gua tau.”

            “Kalo kata gua sih beneran. Soalnya beda dari cara pandang dia. Dia pas mandang lu tuh … Pokok nya beda dah ama yang bener-bener suka dan sayang dengan ama yang Cuma genit dan bercanda doang.” Ucap Dannis panjang lebar.

            “Oh.” Hanya itu respon Faris.

            “Sialan lu. Gua ngomong dikacangin. Gua doain lu biar dapet karma gara-gara nyuekin Fania.” Setelah mengatakan kalimat itu, Dannis pergi meninggalkan Faris. Faris tak peduli, ia masih tetap fokus dengan soal-soal IPA nya.

-Oo0Oo-

2 minggu kemudian…

       Fania berdiri di depan kelas nya. Berharap Faris akan melewati kelas nya. Namun dua minggu ini dia tak melihat Faris. Pikirannya tertuju pada satu titik, apakah Faris sedang ingin menjauhinya? Padahal saat ini Fania sangat merindukan nya. Padahal ia sudah punya pacar. Tapi tetap saja ia menyayangi Faris.

            Tiba-tiba Danis datang menghampiri nya. Tentu saja, Fania heran.

            “Nunggu Faris ya?” Tanya Dannis.

            Fania membesarkan matanya, “Nggak, sok tau banget.”

            “Oh iya, lu dah jadian ya?”

            Fania gak menjawab.

            “Tapi gua tau lu masih sayang Faris.”

            Fania masih diam.

            “Faris gak masuk.” Ucap Dannis tiba-tiba.

            “Udah tau.” Respon Fania dengan nada ketus. Padahal didalam hatinya ia sudah tak tahan ingin bertanya kenapa Faris tak masuk.

            “Dia sakit. Abis dioperasi. Ginjalnya diambil satu.”

            Fania menoleh pada Dannis, “Diambil satu?”

            “Iya. Gua gak inget sakit apa. Yang gua inget cuma itu doang, ginjal Faris diangkat satu. Gua duluan.” Ucap Dannis lalu pergi meninggalkan Fania yang masih mematung sambil mencerna percakapan nya tadi.

-oO0Oo-

3 hari kemudian…

            Faris melewati Fania yang sedang bercanda di depan kelas nya. Kini Fania melihat Faris yang berbeda. Mata Faris tampak sangat lelah dari tatapan nya, bibir nya pucat, jalan nya yang juga lebih lambat. Membuat Fania tak henti-henti nya melirik Faris.

            Ingin rasanya Fania menghampiri Faris. Tapi ia juga bingung, setelah menghampirinya, apa yang nanti akan dia lakukan.

-oO0Oo-

            “Tapi, jangan terlalu ngebut, ya. Kan kita gak bawa helm.” Ucap Fania dengan nada lembut nya.

            “Iya, sayang.” Jawab Andre.

            “Ih, gak usah pake sayang-sayangan.”

            “Ama pacar sendiri ini.”

            Fania segera naik ke atas motor Andre. Lalu memegang seragam di bagian kanan dan kiri pinggang Andre. Andre pun menyalakan motor nya.

            Hari semakin lama semakin gelap. Membuat Andre harus mengendarai motor nya lebih cepat. namun, takdir tetaplah takdir. Saat Andre sedang melawan arus agar lebih cepat, muncul mobil dengan arah sebenar nya dengan kecepatan tinggi.

            Akibatnya motor Andre terpental. Begitu juga Andre dan Fania. Keadaan mereka berdua sangat mengenaskan. Terutama Fania. Dari kepalanya, keluar darah segar yang mengalir tak ada henti-henti nya.

           

-oO0Oo-

            Faris sangat senang. Ia baru saja menerima telepon dari rumah sakit yang habis merawat nya. Rumah sakit itu mendatangkan kabar gembira. Dan ia tak sabar untuk mendapatkan ginjal barunya.

            Pukul 13.45 operasi dimulai.

            Tiga setengah jama kemudian, operasi selesai. Operasi berjalan lancar.

            Setelah beberapa hari kemudian, Faris akhirnya benar-benar pulih setelah dirawat sehabis operas. Kini ia tak sabar ingin bertemu sang pendonor serta keluarga sangan pendonor. Ia datang ke ruang dokter. Untuk menanyakan identitas sang pendonor.

            Namun dokter itu tak memberikan identitas apa-apa. Ia hanya memberikan lipatan kertas pada Faris.

            Faris pun membuka, awalnya Faris mengira itu adalah identitas lengkap sang pendonor.

Untuk: Faris

Sebelumnya Fania telah mengatakannya padaku. Dia menceritakan semua tentangmu, Faris. Dia sangat menyayangimu. Karena dia selalu menceritakanmu, aku jadi tak sabar ingin bertemu padamu. Namun sayang, Fania telah pergi sebelum dia memberi tahu siapa kau dan manunjukkanmu pada ku. Aku, Nabilla, selaku kakak perempuan Fania hanya ingin mengucapkan, maafkan Fania. Maafkan Fania yang selalu mengusik ketenangan dalam kehidupanmu. Dan…dan…jujur, aku sedih karena kau lebih sering bersikap tak peduli pada adikku. Namun aku tak marah. Karena itu pilihanmu. Adikku mencintaimu, itu pilihannya. Mungkin iu saja, aku mohon sekali lagi padamu, maafkan Fania.

Dari: Nabilla

       Faris membaca surat itu berulang kali. Namun isinya tetap sama. Ia tak menyangka kalau sang pendonor itu adalah Fania. Faris berjalan dengan langkah gontai, menyusul keluarga nya yang sudah menunggu di mobil di parkiran.

-oO0Oo-

            Faris mendatangi sebuah rumah bergaya keraton Yogyakarta. Ia menekan bel rumah nya. Keluarlah seorang ibu memakai daster.

            “Assalammualaiku, nama saya Faris. Saya ingin bertemu Nabilla.” Ucap Faris.

            Baru saja ibu itu ingin menyuruh Faris masuk, keluarlah seorang wanita. Wanita itu memakai cardigan abu-abu serta celana hitam panjang nya. Terlihat sekali kalau wanita itu adalah wanita karir.

            “Kau sudah memaafkan Fania?” Ucap wanita itu. “Saya Nabilla.”

-oO0Oo-

            Di hadapan makam Fania, Faris tak menangis. Pandangannya kosong, menatap lurus ke makam. Di dalam hati nya ia sangat menyesal. Sesak. Namun semua terlambat.

            “Sudahlah, Faris. Semua itu takdir. Fania disana sudah bahagia. Biarkan dia tenang. Ayo pulang.” Ajak Nabilla. Faris pun mengikuti nasihat kakak nya Fania.

            Di dalam hati, Faris menyadari, beginilah rasanya menyesali sesuatu yang awalnya sesuatu itu dia sia-siakan. Dalam diam, Faris berdoa, agar Fania mendapatkan tempat terbaik disana. 

MAAF, INI DIBUAT SEDIKIT LEBAY.